So either....

You're looking for me, but -- like 99% of the universe -- you feel my last name should have somehow involve the letter “a”.

Am I the right guy? If you're looking for the guy from Westlake, OH; Satellite Beach, Melbourne, Weston or Hollywood, FL; Universities of Miami or Indiana; Equitrac, Galacticomm, Interactive Intelligence, i-on, Eggrock, Breakaway, Data Net, Meridian Partners, Harris Corp.; that singer-songwriter from Miami; the guitar player in Crash Basket... that's me.

In this case, you're on the right track, and in fact you will be sent to paulroub.com in a minute (or you can just go there now).

or...

You're actually looking for someone named Paul Raub, in which case I don't know what to tell you.

I'm not him.

I hope he doesn't owe you money, or a donor organ, anything like that.

Good luck with the search.